Dude Where’s My Pee Pee? Paula Abdul’s Potty sample stolen by fan!

In digusting news, American Idol judge Paula Abdul’s urine speciman was stolen by a clearly crazed fan. Sources say the 45-year-old was shocked when her doctor asked her to provide a second urine sample, because the specimen she had previously provided was stolen by a person on staff at the hospital. Abdul responded, “Well, this is gross, but I was once at the gynecologist and my doctor said, ‘We asked you to do a urine sample, so where is it?’
“I told him that I’d left it out in reception, and when he came back he said, ‘This is really embarrassing but a man who works here is your biggest fan and he stole it.’ Needless to say he got fired. In hindsight it’s a funny story.” Yeah no…I actually don’t find that funny at all, it’s actually quite nasty, but whatever.