Today’s lesson my kiddies is called “Bootyful Blogging Nightmare” a tale of leaking tracks (no not weave), a disenfranchised blogger, misplaced bandmates and a bootylicious diva on the warpath. Intrigued? Keep reading. According to blogger Necole Bitchie, Beyonce “Sasha” Knowles shot her to the left by shutting her site down last thursday (temporarily) for posting her leaked track “Beautiful Nightmare” Necole had this to say about her not-so beautiful blogging nightmare.

My site was shut down earlier today for posting the audio to Beyonce’s Beautiful Nightmare. What I don’t get is that you can google this song and hundreds of sites not only have it on their blogs but they are sharing the song as well. So why was I targeted in this madness! True Bitchassness..”

sidebar: Minus her use of Puff Diva’s wack ass word (bitchassness)…I do agree with Necole. Why shut someone’s site down for something people (if they wanted to) could get from Limewire or anywhere else on the net for that matter? That’s just silly, besides everyone knows songs are usually “leaked” on purpose to create controversy and build anticipation. BTW this shutting down of sites and leaking track stunt wreaks of a “Joe Jackson” type of manager named Mathew. Beyonce interestingly enough did speak out on the “leaked” track…

Beautiful Nightmare,” a demo I’ve been working on for possible inclusion on my next album, leaked on some websites. I want to thank all my fans for the positive response to the song, but I want to tell you that this is just a work in progress. It is not my time to put out new music. If you really want to hear some really great music now, you have to support my girls Kelly, Michelle and my sister Solange. Kelly just re-released her album digitally in the US, so check out “Ms. Kelly: Diva Deluxe.” Michelle is about to put out the first single, “We Break The Dawn,” from her album and Solange’s single, “I Decided,” is already one of my favorites.”

Uh-huh Beyonce evidently saw this as a charitable opportunity to promote her former bandmates’ and talentless sister’s latest project.

Speaking of bandmates, these are Michelle’s promo pics from her album “Unexpected” dropping this summer and her first single is called “We Break of Dawn”(huh?). Unexpected is right because I am shocked at how good Michelle looks …. check her out practicing sexy, doing booty shots and all. Work it Michelle!

Note of retraction to Beyonce: (as I nervously & sneakingly sing Beautiful Nightmare) Girl you know I was just slightly playing when I said Solange was talentless and that Matthew smelled (smelt) like Joe Jackson, so don’t be trying to shut us down…We go too far back for that !

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Dare I put Jennifer Lopez and Mariah “I’d rather do a duet with a pig” Carey in the same post? Why not?…besides MiMi said she never said that (it was probably more like “Miss. Piggy gagging sounds better than that #$&*!”)…Ennywho..

new parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were out and about last night at the “Shine A Light” Premiere in New York. Jenny looks great post babies, Emme and Max’s daddy on the other hand looks like he’s suffering from postpartum or he’s changed so many diapers (Jen doesn’t seem like she’d be bothered with such a thing) his face just froze into a permanent “I smell bebe’ shit” expression.

The premiere took a strange turn when Vanessa Carlton’s body showed up in a apparent hostage situation (If you look closely you will see, Vanessa’s shoulders have been tied down by a bondage dress, otherwise I’m positive she’d be flailing her arms asking for help ….her chest and lower half were also being suffocated by random pieces spandex. The only thing missing from this ensemble is a 2′2 piece of duck tape for her mouth.

Meanwhile on the other side of the world….Mariah Carey promoted her album “Touch My Body” in Paris this weekend.

Now I’m not really sure which body she wants touched (the 15 year old one she thinks she has or the 36 year old body she’s actually got) either way the bubble gum gear and Jr. high poses are just sickening.

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Lindsay is back to blonde. For some God forsaken reason she thinks this color looks good on her, even though the whole world thinks otherwise…and it’s not just that she looks a little bit like Kirstie Alley in this picture (maybe she is trying to look more like her mother). Why would anyone strive to look like a 40 year old, trying to look like a 20 year old? I did however notice Lindsay seems to get into more trouble when she’s blonde.

Need I say more? Now let’s take a look at her hair evolution from teen queen to 40 yr old has been.

It pains me to watch her sabotage herself like this. She keeps relapsing back to the blonde. Would it be too much to stage an intervention for horrible hair color choices? She clearly has an addiction to bleach. Should I phone A&E? Something must be done about this.

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I woke up this morning, and on the news it said 70 degrees today, and I said thank you Jesus! I knew what I had to do. It was time to break out my sandals, and kick off sandal season. Sandal season is the time during the year, regardless of the occasion, that I consistently have sandals on my feet. Flats, flip flops, wedges, and heels it all works. Well not all of it.

This is something I just won’t do. It’s just wrong. These shoes are only for working girls on the beach.

Don’t worry if you are late in the sandal game, and haven’t gotten a pair yet, here’s a selection of some of the hottest footwear for Spring and Summer.

Flats with an Attitude

Last season we had fun with flats, especially with the gladiator sandal. This season is reminiscent of last , but with a little more snap. Both pairs of flats can be purchased at Urbanoutfitters.com. The Jeffrey Campbell Beaded Thong on the left retails for $88 and the black Skari ankle wrap sandal on the right retails for $58

Wedge-eh-Fied

Sandal Wedges are pretty classic in the world of sandals. They provide great support, and they’re cute as hell. You can get them in practically every color and pattern. Both pairs of Wedges can be purchased from Stevemadden.com. The Yellow Pathos shoe on the left retails for $89.95, and the Cerona shoe on the right retails for $79.95.

High “heel” Priority

Sophisticated ladies and some gentleman, will have fun with this seasons sexy high heeled sandals. We all know once the sun comes out, we hit the club in droves to show off our new summer physiques, and the latest addition to our collection of shoes. The Megan platform shoe is available at bebe.com and retails for $149.00 and it’s almost as fabulous as The Victoria shoe.

The Satin sandal on the right is available at bcbg.com and retails for $149.

Alright, I’ve done my part. Please, don’t be the only idiot running around in Uggs in 80 degree weather. That would be inappropriate.

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I loves Keyshia Cole, Lawd’ knows I do, but I’ll kill er’ dead befo’ I watch another video like this. (I’m not really going to kill her; I’ve just been watching The Color Purple too much.) But how many videos like this is she going to make. The video is directed by Benny Boom, who has directed the majority of her videos, and I think it’s time to change it up. This is basically the same video as ‘I Remember’, but with a different backdrop. Originally there was a story line in the video which could have brought a different element, but it was cut out for some reason. Artists really need to understand that videos are not just about showing off how fly you are. It’s an opportunity to express your point of view visually, and take the song to another level. When are they gon’ learn? Gosh!

She did say she is going to release one more single of her sophomore album, so maybe we will see something different from her.

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While on the set for Usher’s video for his new single Love in the Club, his wife/stylist Tameka lost that loving feeling. According to Page Six, Tameka was acting really stank on the set. She was not thrilled that singer/songwriter Keri Hilson was picked by Usher to play the lead chick in the video. Keri who most of us know from her collaboration on the Timberland song The Way I Are also wrote Love in the Club, so it makes sense that she would play the lead…right? Tameka didn’t think so, and there was drama on the set. It may have went a little something like…Allegedly.

(SCENE: Clothing trailer on the set of Usher video “Love in the Club”. TAMEKA is standing in front of a mirror, USHER is kneeling behind her smiling, and KERI HILSON is sitting in a chair looking at both on them with disgust in her eyes.) ACTION!

TAMEKA: Where the hell is that skinny bitch? I have the wardrobe ready.

USHER: (USHER stands up and whispers to TAMEKA) Babe, Please don’t call Keri a bitch while she is sitting right here.

TAMEKA: I was not talking to her I was referring to your bitch ass, her name is ho.

USHER: Ooh my bad baby

(KERI stands up)

KERI: What the hell is wrong with you? I don’t want your man, Do I look like Superhead?

TAMEKA: Oh girl when I say ho, I mean it as a term of endearment, now come on over here so I can get you dressed. You know I love you. (TAMEKA pulls a pair of parachute pants and a black quarter length blazer off the rack and hands it to KERI)

KERI: What the hell, is this? I’m not wearing this shit.

TAMEKA: Girl, this is the new hotness. This look is all the rage in Pairs, trust me.

(KERI takes the garment reluctantly, and walks toward the trailer door. Tameka cracks a sinister smile, and sits down. USHER starts massaging her feet. Keri opens the door to leave…)

TAMEKA: Keri, make sure to come back when your dressed so I can start on your hair. I think we need to go shorter, much shorter.

(A terrified KERI leaves the room)

Poor baby, there is just no escaping the wrath of a jealous wife.

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…And I love it. Check out Mr. Jay Manuel and Ferocia Coutura himself Christian Soriano working the fierceness while hanging out at a cocktail party for Soriano. Although Christian revived the word fierce during his successful stint on Project Runway, we mustn’t forget that it was Jay, along with the cast of America’s Next Top Model ,that beat us over the head with the word first…But let’s keep it real, we all know Christian is finger in the face FIERCE with a lisp!

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