Mills Gets Millions

A document released by the Family Court said a judge awarded Heather Mills a lump sum of $33 million plus the assets she currently holds worth $15.6 million for a total divorce settlement of 48.6 million smackaroos. “I’m so, so happy with this (translation: I’m Rich Bitch!)” Mills told reporters following the closed hearing. One would think all those millions would take care of child support too right? No such luck for Paul McCartney, the court also ruled that the couple’s 4-year-old daughter Little Beatrice should receive a “periodical payments order” of $70,000 per annum. On top of that, Sir Paul will pay for the child’s nanny and school fees. While McCartney left the court without making any statement. Heather went on to boast “It was an incredible result in the end to secure mine and my daughter’s future and that of all the charities that I obviously plan on helping and making a difference with — because you know it has been my life for 20 years…..Obviously the court do not want a litigant in person to do well, it’s against everything that they ever wish, so when they write the judgment up they’re never going to make it look in favor. But all of you that have researched know that it was always going to be a figure between 20 and 30 million (pounds), Paul was offering a lot less than that, which you’ll see in the judgment, and very much last minute to put me and Beatrice sadly through this … incredibly sad.” Hmmm I dunno I think it’s sad that Heather’s knees (the real and fake one) are knee deep in muddy gold, because there’s no way after 4 messily years of marriage this woman should’ve received that much money (needless to say she originally wanted a ridiculous 250 million). Perhaps I’m biased because I always thought she was a gold digging hoe bag. What do you think? Did Mills get or her fair share or is this what Paul gets for thinking with his “Willy” and not getting a pre-nup?


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