Premieres and Promoting: Jennifer Lopez and Mariah Carey
March 31st, 2008 by Betty Scoop | Filed under Celebrity Gossip.Dare I put Jennifer Lopez and Mariah “I’d rather do a duet with a pig” Carey in the same post? Why not?…besides MiMi said she never said that (it was probably more like “Miss. Piggy gagging sounds better than that #$&*!”)…Ennywho..
new parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were out and about last night at the “Shine A Light” Premiere in New York. Jenny looks great post babies, Emme and Max’s daddy on the other hand looks like he’s suffering from postpartum or he’s changed so many diapers (Jen doesn’t seem like she’d be bothered with such a thing) his face just froze into a permanent “I smell bebe’ shit” expression.
The premiere took a strange turn when Vanessa Carlton’s body showed up in a apparent hostage situation (If you look closely you will see, Vanessa’s shoulders have been tied down by a bondage dress, otherwise I’m positive she’d be flailing her arms asking for help ….her chest and lower half were also being suffocated by random pieces spandex. The only thing missing from this ensemble is a 2′2 piece of duck tape for her mouth.
Meanwhile on the other side of the world….Mariah Carey promoted her album “Touch My Body” in Paris this weekend.
Now I’m not really sure which body she wants touched (the 15 year old one she thinks she has or the 36 year old body she’s actually got) either way the bubble gum gear and Jr. high poses are just sickening.
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Tags: Booty Queens and Divas, Celebrity Gossip, J-lo, Mariah Carey
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