Jay-Z and Beyonce are engaged. ALLEGEDLY!

According to People magazine (which means it’s totally true) Jay-Z and Beyonce applied for a marriage licence in Scarsdale, N.Y yesterday. The license is valid for 60 days. So let’s think, Beyonce finished up her tour, but she is shooting a movie, and Jay-Z is on tour with Mary J. Blige. When the hell are they going to have time to have a wedding? (And you know Ms. Texas likes things big and tacky, so there will be no eloping) But then again they are always working, so I guess there is really no time like the present. If they decided to get married, I really hope they cut out all that secretive crap. It’s ridiculous enough that they have been dating for 6 thousand years, and are still coy about their relationship, but once they get married that little game will just become sad. I understand they want privacy and that’s cool, unrealistic, but cool. All we want is an acknowledgement of the relationship, no one wants details about how Jay-Z’s breath smells in the morning (Vomit, I can only imagine). Who knows maybe, they will get married and sell the wedding photo’s for a bagillion dollars. Ooh, or maybe they will have a baby, and pimp the kid out on House of Dereon ads. One can only hope.