My Child Size Bikini = My New Bikini Body? Something Doesn’t Add Up….

We all know Star Magazine is a joke but c’mon…their May 5th issue should be in brail and sold to the blind because anyone with eyes can see Britney Sprears’ new body is inpersonating her old one.

So in response to the little blue bullet points….

 

How Britney beat cellulite? - she didn’t…this cover is a result of photoshop vs. cellulite

 

20 lbs in 30 days & still losing!….. just a typo, it should read 2lbs in 30 days and still gaining.

 

Her diet and workout secrets? Go to the beach, smile and make sure you’re not photographed with your usual frappuccino and bag of cheetos…you’ll look 5lbs lighter instantly.

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