Awww man, stardom was just within in her reach and then here comes Kanye snatching the rug from underneath her and making poor Alexis stumble into obscurity. A tad dramatic I know, but Alexis just went from the A list to F- before anyone could even say wedding off…and this mofo took the ring back too. Still in all, Alexis is playing the calm and composed role this is what she had to say about it:

“It’s always sad when things like this end, and we remain friends,” “I wish him the best in his future and all of his endeavors. He’s one of the most talented people I’ve ever met”.

Girl kiss the EVITE to Jayonce’ babyshower goodbye….

Oh my bad…that’s Raven Simone:

Ms. Raven is on this month’s cover of Jet Magazine talking about staying true to her beliefs and how she is thick and fabulous yada yada yada. You know what? I actually ride with Olivia about being thick and proud and all that good stuff, but for the life of me I can’t understand why they want her to look like an 45 year old woman. Like there is nothing cute or young about this white dashiki and 1986 high school teased and popped prom hair. The weathered muscle bound Tina Turner calves, Josephine Baker leg pose and I just caught my man cheating again and I’m bitter facial expression just scream BITTER OLE WENCH…versus cute and cuddly Disney Cheetah girl care free kid…Oh Raven…sigh *clutching my pearls*

…..and action

The plot thickens in the sexual harassment lawsuit for talk radio mogul Wendy Williams and her super freak husband Kevin Hunter. Ok so maybe Wendy is NOT named in the lawsuit but would the story really be interesting if we didn’t act like it was?? Of course not. Anyway you may remember Karis Michelle’s story a few weeks ago (see archives) where she detailed that Star Booker for the show, Nicole Spence was fed up with Big Kev’s sexual advances and was moved to file a suit after she feared for her safety. Apparently Kev graduated from comments like “hey shawty you got a fat ass” to umm more like; “I can’t stop thinking about you and I been dreaming about you at night etc”…. yeah that is enough to skeeve anyone out…(have you seen his big ole ugly face?….I love Wendy but, I will be the first to admit that Kevin and Wendy are a match made in Transvestite heaven, pummeled with an ugly stick, Sci-Fi hell…). But I digress….I really said all of that to say **inhaling so that I can say this all in one breath**…… more women are joining in the lawsuit and Kev and Wendy are about to be up sh*t’s creek without a paddle, ooooo how you doin’ Miss Wendy?, *CUE HORN* your man done stepped in some big elephant sh*it while he was wearing your pumps…owwwww…..heeeeeyyyy…alright! If you think that Big Kev is innocent, you can put that Where…? Back there. You and your ole swangin’ Scooby Doo looking hubby’s behavior was totally Negroidian and Miss Wendy, although you are a friend in my head you are now a complete DONKEY in my eyes…I love you for listening though…

FYI- For NON Wendy Williams listeners:

“Horn sound” (When something really shocking is announced).
“How you doin’?” (insinuating that the topic at hand involves homosexuality; also, the show’s greeting)
“Alright!” (implies “queen”-like behavior; usually follows “How you doin’?”)
“Put that where? Back there!” (Vivica A. Fox) (a dismissive expression)
“Ow!” (Pointing out someone is homosexual or discussing homosexual topics)
“Friend in my head” (someone that you don’t know personally, but imagine you’d be good friends with if you did)
“Negroidian” (behavior from any race or gender which is deemed low-class or inappropriate)
“Wow!” (one-time guest, World’s exclamation of surprise; one Wow for mild surprise, four Wows for amazement)
“Donkey” (in reference to someone who makes unintelligent/stupid decisions or lives a lifestyle beyond which he is able)
“Crow Sounds” (represents the “swoop down” when Wendy gets in someone’s business)
“I love you for listening” (usually said at the end of her show)

OK…..so the R.Kelly is dropping a new album this summer and *ahem* this is one of the promotional pics from said album. For some chemically imbalanced reason he has decided to spray paint the naps in the front of his Ceelie from Color Purple Braids and then had the audacity to cornrow 14 karats of foolishness in the back…less we forget the gold rubber band holding the braids in place. I’m really trying to decide what is disturbing me more, the golden side burns, the 10 karat gold dookey rope or the cheap ass gold jacket that is clearly from Easy Pickens….sigh….is this what you have been reduced to R? Stop spending money on litigation and court fees and hire your stylist back pronto…and I want to personally thank you my first belly laugh of the morning… what a golden jackass.

So the Brat took a break from emptying Mariah’s slop jar and showed up at the 25th annual ASCAP Pop Music awards in LA. Now of course in true Brat fashion, she looked a slovenly dyked out mess. The only reason that I thought that this was newsworthy at all, is because I wanted to find out what hair dresser (or not) is responsible for this Edward Scissor Hands I have time for a wash and blow dry but no time to get it curled mess..? Tadow!