Rihanna’s Incestuous Revelation: Chris Brown’s not my lover…he’s my brother!

Ever take honeymoon-like vacation photos of you and your brother exchanging nose nuzzles in the pool? Perform arousing dance routines together? No?.. Hmmm….ok what about getting annoying matching tattoos and bracelets to make people speculate about your brotherly/sisterly bond ? Yeah me neither, but Chris Brown and Rihanna–the couple that’s not dating went on record Saturday at the Kid’s Choice awards to explain their incestuous relationship,

I won’t say that we’re just friends – me and Chris are really best,best friends honestly, like brother and sister….we both started our careersaround the same time. He is one of the only people in the industry I trustand hang out with all the time. Brown joined in, too, saying: “They keepasking me, ‘What’s the deal?’ I’m like, ‘There’s no deal’ We’re just friends.”

Clearly these two wanted the media to gossip about them dating and now they’re acting like BFF’s (typical lame ass publicity stunt)…. I wouldn’t have a problem with this statement if they would’ve left it at “we’re just friends” or “Hey…it’s none of your damn business “…but to bust out with the bro/sis thing is an insult to intelligence ….I mean really, other than Angelina Jolie and her scary looking brother, what siblings you know are all up on each other like that?…….Sigh (pretending to ponder) Maybe they mean the TV Land type of brother and sister like Marsha and Greg or Theo and Vanessa? Can you imagine watching the Cosby Show and all of a sudden Vanessa’s got her head in Theo’s lap looking melancholy while he snuggles her or Marsha and Greg (although there were glimpses of inappropriate flirting between these two) performing a sexy seductive version of “Sunshine Day” together? Lol I didn’t think so…this whole “we’re family/BFF’s” story just doesn’t add up….besides Chris already admitted to US weekly a while back that he had a crush on Rhi Rhi and they hadn’t taken their relationship to the next level yet (yet being the operative word).. but whatever.

Source:MTV.com

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