Ain’t That A Bitch…

The Queen of Mean, Leona Helmsley’s privileged pooch, Trouble may find herself at the pound. According to the NY Post, a judge damn near ripped the silver bone out of the 9 year old maltese’s mouth! The paper reports Trouble lost $10 million of her $12 million trust fund to charity after a judge signed off on a deal that gives the Helmsley’s disinherited grandchildren (o shall I say grand-man and woman…they’re like 40 and 37) $6 million. This really sucks doggy balls for Trouble whose living in Florida with some guy named Carl (who btw says 2 million should be enough for him her). Honestly I can see where this is going….I imagine a year from now Trouble will be in some pound matted and sweaterless……..Uh hold on I think Trouble’s trying to tell me something….

Me: What’s that Girl?…..

Trouble: (freshly groomed) Woof

Me: What?! Carl slipped and broke his crown on mutt kibble? Huh? and the overgrown “greedy grand-diggers” accidentally fell down the well? Oh no…so what does this mean for you Trouble?

Trouble: Woof …I’m still rich bitch!

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