Oh Stylist Where Art Thou?

At first glance it appears that Maria Sharapova decided to take a chance with a tube dress, and throw on a random black puff sleeve. But as I take a closer look I see this outfit is much worse than I had first anticipated, the sleeve is actually attached to the dress. It’s held together by some sort of nude sheer material, kind of like what ice skaters costumes are made with. Why would someone want to wear an ice skater inspired dress on the red carpet?…and  don’t let me start on those high end porn star shoes. It’s just horrific.

Nail down the fuzzy toilet seat cover, because nothing in Paula Abdul’s house is safe when it comes to her fashion. Clearly she snatched down some beads off the chandelier and wrapped it around her neck. And looking at the  bottom of the dress, I think it’s safe to say that there are no more bed skirts left in her house. So sad.

Aubrey O’Why showed up to the premiere of Traitor looking like…well her usual self. How appropriate that she would come to the Traitor premiere, considering she herself is a traitor style, a traitor to class, oh and a traitor to talent.