David Cook and David Archuleta took the stage last night to battle it out for the title of American Idol. The show in my opinion was just okay. I was a disappointed…Where was back up mass choir?(WTF) The judges on the other hand were completely drooling over D. Archuleta, saying he won the night, and he came to win blah blah blah. I honestly was not impressed with his first two songs, you could barely hear him singing on his second song (”Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me”) over the band. His last performance (”Imagine”), was really good, but overall I don’t feel like he was as good as the judges thought he was. D.Cook was also not as impressive as he had been throughout the season. Although his first performance (”I Still Havn’t Found What I’m Looking For”) was phenomonal, I really wanted him to sing “Billie Jean” to seal the deal, but he didn’t. Now I fear that with all the judges hype, and D. Cook not pulling out all the stops, that D. Archuleta will be the next American Idol. Don’t get me wrong it’s not that he is not talented, I will just be really annoyed if this premature, lackluster, little runt wins. That’s all.

Tags: American Idol

Tonight is a goooood night for reality television. Part 1 of the American Idol finale airs. David Cook vs. David Archuletta. I think this will be the best final two showdown since Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard. As Simon would say America got it right. In the previous seasons you would already know who was going to win. With these two it could really go either way. I’m rooting for David Cook, Archuletta is just a tad green in my opinion. He has a great voice, but performance wise he is just not there yet…oh and, he has no personality.

…moving  on to trashy t.v.

Star Jones is hosting the reunion show for Bad Girls season 2. Has anyone notice how long this season as been airing? SINCE DECEMBER. That is unheard of, the ratings must be off the charts, I know I tune in every week. So get ready for a night of “popping off” and “bleep yous”. And as if that wasn’t delicious enough, we get to see Star Jones working again. First she gets a shout out in Barbra Walters new book, and now a job. Things are looking up for her after all. 

Tags: American Idol, Reality TV

“Tell It Like it tis” A.I. judge Simon Cowell has revealed that he turned down an offer to advertise Viagra last year. He said that he was so scared of being the face of the erectile dysfunction medicine that he declined the one-million-dollar (2 mil, Euro) offer. “Last year my agent rang me and said You’ve been offered an incredibly big 1 million deal. It’s to be the face of Viagra’. And I just said ‘Sorry, but that has to be a f****** insult,’ British tabloid The Sun quoted him as telling Glamour magazine. During the interview, Cowell also revealed that he considered Nicole Kidman to be a woman without sex appeal. “The current crop of actresses Nicole Kidman and Kate Bosworth etc they’re just nothing. There’s nothing to fancy or fantasise about there,” he said. Geesh what’s got his schlong in a sling?….If I’m not mistaken his fiance (Terri Seymour) ain’t too much to fancy either, I love Simon tho and I agree with him about the Penile dysfunction thing, he would always be known as the fella with ADD (Ascension Deficit Disorder) or for having a less than Magic Johnson, or…forget it I could go on and on and that just wouldn’t be right would it?

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Tags: American Idol, Celebrity, Celebrity Gossip