Don’t get me wrong, I love crazy bitches (Mommie Dearest being my absolute favorite, hence the title of this post) but someone needs to put a stop to Naomi Campbell. I won’t bore you with a newsy quote filled with unnecessary details. So here’s the nutshell: Naomi was kicked off a British Airways first-class flight after going into a bitch fit over her lost luggage (which sources say staff apologized profusely for and promised to forward to her once her bags were found) Well in typical Nay-Nay fashion she began harassing the staff by yelling expletives ……so while being escorted off the flight she went into a bigger bitch fit and began windmilling on one of the officers…oh and she spit at him too! Needless to say she was hauled away in a paddy wagon (still ranting and raving of course).

I’m truly surpised by this, I thought for sure that mop and bucket slap on the wrist they gave her last year would rehabilitate her…..Perhaps they need to get this temperamental pycho a cell this time (and not the kind she likes to beat assistants with….a padded one!)

“You love it, don’t you? YOU LOVE TO MAKE ME HIT YOU”

Source: The Sun

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Today’s lesson my kiddies is called “Bootyful Blogging Nightmare” a tale of leaking tracks (no not weave), a disenfranchised blogger, misplaced bandmates and a bootylicious diva on the warpath. Intrigued? Keep reading. According to blogger Necole Bitchie, Beyonce “Sasha” Knowles shot her to the left by shutting her site down last thursday (temporarily) for posting her leaked track “Beautiful Nightmare” Necole had this to say about her not-so beautiful blogging nightmare.

My site was shut down earlier today for posting the audio to Beyonce’s Beautiful Nightmare. What I don’t get is that you can google this song and hundreds of sites not only have it on their blogs but they are sharing the song as well. So why was I targeted in this madness! True Bitchassness..”

sidebar: Minus her use of Puff Diva’s wack ass word (bitchassness)…I do agree with Necole. Why shut someone’s site down for something people (if they wanted to) could get from Limewire or anywhere else on the net for that matter? That’s just silly, besides everyone knows songs are usually “leaked” on purpose to create controversy and build anticipation. BTW this shutting down of sites and leaking track stunt wreaks of a “Joe Jackson” type of manager named Mathew. Beyonce interestingly enough did speak out on the “leaked” track…

Beautiful Nightmare,” a demo I’ve been working on for possible inclusion on my next album, leaked on some websites. I want to thank all my fans for the positive response to the song, but I want to tell you that this is just a work in progress. It is not my time to put out new music. If you really want to hear some really great music now, you have to support my girls Kelly, Michelle and my sister Solange. Kelly just re-released her album digitally in the US, so check out “Ms. Kelly: Diva Deluxe.” Michelle is about to put out the first single, “We Break The Dawn,” from her album and Solange’s single, “I Decided,” is already one of my favorites.”

Uh-huh Beyonce evidently saw this as a charitable opportunity to promote her former bandmates’ and talentless sister’s latest project.

Speaking of bandmates, these are Michelle’s promo pics from her album “Unexpected” dropping this summer and her first single is called “We Break of Dawn”(huh?). Unexpected is right because I am shocked at how good Michelle looks …. check her out practicing sexy, doing booty shots and all. Work it Michelle!

Note of retraction to Beyonce: (as I nervously & sneakingly sing Beautiful Nightmare) Girl you know I was just slightly playing when I said Solange was talentless and that Matthew smelled (smelt) like Joe Jackson, so don’t be trying to shut us down…We go too far back for that !

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