I’m sort of perplexed at such a hefty policy on something that can grow back if accidentally waxed, shaved or stolen, (insert a pondering moment here) but I guess if he visits the tanning booth one more time there’s a strong possiblity he along with his sweaty chest whiskers could go up and flames. But then why not get eyebrow, sideburn and ear hair insurance too?

Source: Dlisted/gigwise.com

Poor Ex-Destiny’s Child member Kelly Rowland has nothing better to do, than complain abut old Destiny Child songs, the singer says she hates having to sing DC track Bugaboo on stage (I’m sorry is someone asking her to sing it?…) because the lyrics are “embarrassing”. Rowland, 26, always feels uncomfortable when performing the “terrible” 1999 song. Kelly all you have to do in that song is bop your bony ass around….you have no lead vocals in the song.

She says, “It annoys me so much now, some of the stuff in the song makes me feel like I’m 17 years old, especially the line, ‘So what? You bought a pair of shoes’ - it’s such a bad line to have to sing in concert. “‘You bought a pair of shoes?’ What terrible lyrics. At the time we were so into it but now - what on earth were we thinking?” And it’s not the only Destiny’s Child song Rowland isn’t a fan of… two weeks ago, she revealed her disdain for the group’s hit Bootylicious (one of the few songs where she has lead vocals). She said, “Sometimes I’ll go into Topshop (fashion store in the UK) or be at the airport and that song will play and I’ll go, ‘Nooooooo!’” Geesh what’s got Kelly’s bloomers in a bunch? She’s basically hating on Beyonce’s writing skills and the songs that made her famous…sounds a wee bit ungrateful….but I guess a couple of garbage albums and a career floating in the toilet can do that to ya…..