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Jamie Lynn Gets Her GED!

February 26th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Celebrity Gossip

Fire up the hog smoker ….we fixin’ to have backwoods BBQ! Jamie Lynn Spears done gone and passed her GED! According to UsWeekly, the 16 yr old pregnant Zoey 101 star is now ready for college. She said “I haven’t thought anything about what I might study….I’ll have to look more into that. But if I went anywhere, I think it would be fun to go to Louisiana State University.” Yee Haw.. LSU is one of the party schools….so I’m sure it would be fun…all that Hillbilly Ho’Downing (yes pun) should be right up your alley huh Jamie Sue?


Source: usmagazine.com

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Britney finally gets to see her boys

February 23rd, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Celebrity Gossip

Big Kev and his lawyers have graciously allowed Britney to see her boys Sean and Jayden. (I refuse to keep middle naming them.) We all know Britney lost all visitation rights when she went crazy for the 100th time, and refused to return her kids to Big Kev’s bodyguard. Well, since her stint in the crazy ward, and her daddy putting the smack down on all her cash flow, she has calmed her ass down. She reunited with her kids, who she had not seen in over a month, this morning. On hand during the visit were… drum roll please… Jamie Spears, a psychologist, one of Big Kev’s bodyguards, the court-ordered monitor and a lawyer. What, no National Guard?

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Britney is out and coming to a Starbucks near you

February 7th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Britney has been released from the UCLA Medical Center and she hasn’t skipped a beat. She’s driving around La La land, hanging out with Adnan, hollerin’ at her peeps at Starbucks, and still looking like a backwoods hooker. ….Well at least she’s consistent.

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It’s Britney Bitch …again

February 6th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

Ms. Spears who is still being held at UCLA Medical Center is gracing the March cover of Rolling Stones Magazine. The article called An American Tragedy is yet another expose’ on Britney’s fall from the top. Here is an excerpt from the article that reveals the details of Britney’s shopping debacle at Betsey Johnson:

“A crush of managers in black shirts and gold name tags try to keep the peace, but the crowd running after Britney gets larger, and now the shopgirls have ­started to catch up to her, one of them slipping spectacularly in her platform shoes, grazing her elbow. She pulls herself up, mustering the strength to tap Britney’s shoulder. “Um, I’m from the South too,” she mumbles, “and I was wondering if I could get a picture with you for my little sister.”

“Britney turns to Ghalib and grabs his arm. “I don’t want her talking to me!” she screams. She whirls around and stares the girl deep in the eyes, her lips almost vibrating with anger. “I don’t know who you think I am, bitch,” she snarls, “but I’m not that person.”
Damn this shit reads like a novel. The article also touches on Britney’s boob job in her teen years and her relationship with Justin Timberlake (snore).
…And in more Britney news: Her former sidekick Sam Lufti is prohibited from being within 250 ft of Britney, her family including children, and the UCLA Medical Center.
The insider Online reports that Lynne Spears, filed a six page declaration, including the following allegations: Sam ground up drugs and gave them to Britney, disabled the phones in her home and hid her cell phone chargers, disabled Britney’s cars, told Britney that she had to take the drugs he gave her to get her kids back, told Lynne and a friend to tell Britney that her boyfriend ADNAN GHALIB is gay, that he hides Britney’s dog London, and also that he told Lynne: If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.” Lynne also claims that Sam told her, “I’m the one who spends 24/7 with your daughter. I sleep in cars outside her house so she can’t leave,” and threatened to “make [Lynne's] name sh** in the papers.”

I heard that Lynne! It’s time to put the smackdown on this loser. If Britney is going be pimped by anybody it’s going to be you, ain’t that right girl? My, my, my the drama just keeps rolling in, she could literally have a tabloid magazine all to herself. It could be called Britney Weekly, or Britney out of Touch, or Britney’s not OK!

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Britney Spears: Commit Me Baby One More Time

January 31st, 2008 by Betty Scoop | 1 Comment | Filed in Uncategorized

People.com is reporting that Britney Spears was driving around her neighborhood like a mad-woman Wednesday night, she has been prescribed medication which she refuses to take and she’s been commited to yet another hospital for psychiatric care. Police, paramedics and U.S. rangers were seen entering Spears’ home late Wedneday night, as the pop star was whisked away to the hospital, Lynne Spears was seen following the ambulance in a car with her daughter’s paparazho boyfriend Adnan Ghalib.

Sources say Spears was admitted to UCLA at around 1.30am on Thursday morning, with her manager Sam Lutfi seen leaving the facility a short time later.

According to TMZ.com. the star will be held at the hospital on a mental health order.
The 26-year-old was previously admitted to L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center earlier this month after a three-hour stand-off with police, and was held for two days on a ‘5150 hold’ order, meaning medics have reason to believe she is a danger to herself or others. Honesty I’m really starting to wonder what happened to Britney (I didn’t give a damn before, but now I’m curious) did she slowly go crazy? Has she always been crazy? What makes you say “fug my career”, “To hell with my kids”, “Who needs personal hygiene” and “Kiss My Ass MaMa…I hate you”? I hope she comes out of this so she can tell Barbara Walters, Oprah…or even Tyra and the rest of us how she went from a Pop star sensation to a Yee-Hawing headcase….


Source:TMZ and People.com

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Titney Spears….

January 30th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | 1 Comment | Filed in Uncategorized

Britney and her areolas were photographed walking around aimlessy yesterday. Sigh…. Remember the cheek kiss she gave us in August?

Wonder how long before she’s completely bumpkin ball naked, 5…4..3…2?

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Jamie Lynn to pull a Juno?

January 24th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

According to Star Magazine Jamie Lynn Spears may be giving up her baby and while you’re thinking to your self “Hey that’s a great idea!” guess who’s she’s giving it to? The mother of all mothers…motherf*cking Lynne Spears.

A source said: “After several weeks of personal soul searching and talks and discussions with her mum Jamie Lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do. Lynne says Jamie doesn’t understand the life long consequences of having a baby. She still wants her daughter to be able to be a teenager, go to parties, hang out with friends and have a career. So she’ll take the front seat of caring for the baby and take the pressure off her daughter.”

Well one things for certain Lynne would put that baby to work early……I can just see it now becoming famous shaking his/her ass in a sequenced pull up and baby bra and shacking up with a fellow kindergartner later on in life.



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Jamie Lynn is headed for single motherhood

January 12th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

In Touch Magazine is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears has been dumped by her boyfriend and baby daddy Cassey Aldridge. Apparently he is not sure if he is the father of her baby (scandelicious) . So it looks like the battle of the tabloids will continue between the Spears sisters. I guess Jamie Lynn is not gonna let Britney’s little melt down out shine her.

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Her Tire Ain’t the Only thing Flat

January 8th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized


Due to Britney Burnout I’ll spare you the story of Britney’s flat tire, but when I saw this pic it only seemed appropriate to post. Interesting …she’s bipolar, yet her boobs are depressed.

Source: Isn’t it obvious

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Britney’s Daddy Breaks Down

January 8th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Uncategorized

BRITNEY Spears’ dad broke down in tears after doctors gave her a mental evaluation, according to reports. (As if we really needed a medical evaluation to know that Brit Brit was nuts)….. Jamie Spears, who has had a rocky relationship with the singer, was the only family member by her side during her discharge from hospital following her latest meltdown. And once the nature of the situation dawned on him,(If the seriousness of the situation had to “dawn” on him, I think he needs an evaluation too)… he broke down in tears, according to a source.
“Jamie was really upset,” inside sources say. “He was in tears. When he got to the house and realised the situation there, it broke him down.”
“[Jamie] thought he understood what was going on,” the source added.
But now “he doesn’t know what to do. Everyone is trying to figure out the best thing to do, but who knows what that is now.”….Poor Jamie Lynn upstaged once again by Brit…

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