Madonna is gracing this months cover of Vanity Fair looking absolutely a-maz-ing. This is Madonna’s 10th time on the magazine’s cover, click here to view all of her covers. Madonna’s new album Hard Candy hits stores April 29th, she also has an upcoming film titled Filth and Wisdom, and a new documentary titled I Am Because We Are. In the article Madonna talks about her childhood, including how she was not popular in high school. She had this to say about it:

“I wasn’t a hippie or a stoner, so I ended up being the weirdo. I was interested in classical ballet and music, and the kids were quite mean if you were different. I was one of those people that people were mean to. When that happened, instead of being a doormat, I decided to emphasize my differences. I didn’t shave my legs. I had hair growing under my arms. I refused to wear makeup, or fit the ideal of what a conventionally pretty girl would look like. So of course I was tortured even more, and that further validated my superiority, and helped me to survive and say, getting out of here, and everyone is a heathen in this school—you don’t even know who Mahler is!” (hold on while I look this up)

Madonna is turning 50 this year, and this chick just gets better and better with age. I’m sure by age 60 she will perform entire concerts while walking on her hands.

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Today’s lesson my kiddies is called “Bootyful Blogging Nightmare” a tale of leaking tracks (no not weave), a disenfranchised blogger, misplaced bandmates and a bootylicious diva on the warpath. Intrigued? Keep reading. According to blogger Necole Bitchie, Beyonce “Sasha” Knowles shot her to the left by shutting her site down last thursday (temporarily) for posting her leaked track “Beautiful Nightmare” Necole had this to say about her not-so beautiful blogging nightmare.

My site was shut down earlier today for posting the audio to Beyonce’s Beautiful Nightmare. What I don’t get is that you can google this song and hundreds of sites not only have it on their blogs but they are sharing the song as well. So why was I targeted in this madness! True Bitchassness..”

sidebar: Minus her use of Puff Diva’s wack ass word (bitchassness)…I do agree with Necole. Why shut someone’s site down for something people (if they wanted to) could get from Limewire or anywhere else on the net for that matter? That’s just silly, besides everyone knows songs are usually “leaked” on purpose to create controversy and build anticipation. BTW this shutting down of sites and leaking track stunt wreaks of a “Joe Jackson” type of manager named Mathew. Beyonce interestingly enough did speak out on the “leaked” track…

Beautiful Nightmare,” a demo I’ve been working on for possible inclusion on my next album, leaked on some websites. I want to thank all my fans for the positive response to the song, but I want to tell you that this is just a work in progress. It is not my time to put out new music. If you really want to hear some really great music now, you have to support my girls Kelly, Michelle and my sister Solange. Kelly just re-released her album digitally in the US, so check out “Ms. Kelly: Diva Deluxe.” Michelle is about to put out the first single, “We Break The Dawn,” from her album and Solange’s single, “I Decided,” is already one of my favorites.”

Uh-huh Beyonce evidently saw this as a charitable opportunity to promote her former bandmates’ and talentless sister’s latest project.

Speaking of bandmates, these are Michelle’s promo pics from her album “Unexpected” dropping this summer and her first single is called “We Break of Dawn”(huh?). Unexpected is right because I am shocked at how good Michelle looks …. check her out practicing sexy, doing booty shots and all. Work it Michelle!

Note of retraction to Beyonce: (as I nervously & sneakingly sing Beautiful Nightmare) Girl you know I was just slightly playing when I said Solange was talentless and that Matthew smelled (smelt) like Joe Jackson, so don’t be trying to shut us down…We go too far back for that !

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Dare I put Jennifer Lopez and Mariah “I’d rather do a duet with a pig” Carey in the same post? Why not?…besides MiMi said she never said that (it was probably more like “Miss. Piggy gagging sounds better than that #$&*!”)…Ennywho..

new parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were out and about last night at the “Shine A Light” Premiere in New York. Jenny looks great post babies, Emme and Max’s daddy on the other hand looks like he’s suffering from postpartum or he’s changed so many diapers (Jen doesn’t seem like she’d be bothered with such a thing) his face just froze into a permanent “I smell bebe’ shit” expression.

The premiere took a strange turn when Vanessa Carlton’s body showed up in a apparent hostage situation (If you look closely you will see, Vanessa’s shoulders have been tied down by a bondage dress, otherwise I’m positive she’d be flailing her arms asking for help ….her chest and lower half were also being suffocated by random pieces spandex. The only thing missing from this ensemble is a 2′2 piece of duck tape for her mouth.

Meanwhile on the other side of the world….Mariah Carey promoted her album “Touch My Body” in Paris this weekend.

Now I’m not really sure which body she wants touched (the 15 year old one she thinks she has or the 36 year old body she’s actually got) either way the bubble gum gear and Jr. high poses are just sickening.

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While on the set for Usher’s video for his new single Love in the Club, his wife/stylist Tameka lost that loving feeling. According to Page Six, Tameka was acting really stank on the set. She was not thrilled that singer/songwriter Keri Hilson was picked by Usher to play the lead chick in the video. Keri who most of us know from her collaboration on the Timberland song The Way I Are also wrote Love in the Club, so it makes sense that she would play the lead…right? Tameka didn’t think so, and there was drama on the set. It may have went a little something like…Allegedly.

(SCENE: Clothing trailer on the set of Usher video “Love in the Club”. TAMEKA is standing in front of a mirror, USHER is kneeling behind her smiling, and KERI HILSON is sitting in a chair looking at both on them with disgust in her eyes.) ACTION!

TAMEKA: Where the hell is that skinny bitch? I have the wardrobe ready.

USHER: (USHER stands up and whispers to TAMEKA) Babe, Please don’t call Keri a bitch while she is sitting right here.

TAMEKA: I was not talking to her I was referring to your bitch ass, her name is ho.

USHER: Ooh my bad baby

(KERI stands up)

KERI: What the hell is wrong with you? I don’t want your man, Do I look like Superhead?

TAMEKA: Oh girl when I say ho, I mean it as a term of endearment, now come on over here so I can get you dressed. You know I love you. (TAMEKA pulls a pair of parachute pants and a black quarter length blazer off the rack and hands it to KERI)

KERI: What the hell, is this? I’m not wearing this shit.

TAMEKA: Girl, this is the new hotness. This look is all the rage in Pairs, trust me.

(KERI takes the garment reluctantly, and walks toward the trailer door. Tameka cracks a sinister smile, and sits down. USHER starts massaging her feet. Keri opens the door to leave…)

TAMEKA: Keri, make sure to come back when your dressed so I can start on your hair. I think we need to go shorter, much shorter.

(A terrified KERI leaves the room)

Poor baby, there is just no escaping the wrath of a jealous wife.

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…And I love it. Check out Mr. Jay Manuel and Ferocia Coutura himself Christian Soriano working the fierceness while hanging out at a cocktail party for Soriano. Although Christian revived the word fierce during his successful stint on Project Runway, we mustn’t forget that it was Jay, along with the cast of America’s Next Top Model ,that beat us over the head with the word first…But let’s keep it real, we all know Christian is finger in the face FIERCE with a lisp!

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Bow Wow and Omarion performed in Cali over the weekend looking like total BFF’s or maybe friends with benefits… who knows. And when did Omarion enroll in college, is it me or did he pack on that freshmen 15. I don’t have a problem with the weight. He looks like a grown beer drinking, steak swallowing man, no longer a BILF. (You will have to figure that one out)

Bow still has the physique of a 14 year old…and what is so good on Omarion that as him staring so hard? It’s called down low for a reason, be discrete. Sheesh!

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Puff-Diva pulled out all the stops for his little worker bee’s on the season finale of Making the Band. He even brought his twin girls into the mix for the awwwww factor.

Awwwwwww…but you know Diva has to come with more than cuteness, he must always be obnoxious. Which brings us to that damn word again.

And now he is selling these dumb ass shirts. I just want to shoot a yellow paintball at him when he comes with this ridiculousness. But the sad thing about it, is that fools are actually gonna buy this shit.

All the Making the Banders performed and they were ooookay, I think they needed at least one more vocal session. It was a little pitchy dawg!

And didn’t Diva tell Aubrey to wipe that damn makeup off her face? Aubrey, I need you to listen damn it. Such a Tranny.

Danity Kane’s album, which dropped last week, hit number one on the charts. (WTF?) I guess it’s just me that really doesn’t get these girls, but then again I’m not a 15 year old. The Day 26 album comes out tomorrow, and I do like these boys because they have their own sound…oh and talent. Donnie’s single (poor baby) comes out tomorrow. Who knows when his album will come out? You know how Diva likes to shelf his artist, so maybe he’ll get an album out by 09.

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