Well she is, according to comedian Larry David. He says that we should vote for Hillary or she go completely off the deep end. The star of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” and creator of the mega hit series “Seinfeld”, put Billary on full blast in an article on the Huffington Post. In response to her negative 3 am “who do you want answering the red phone commercial”, this is what Larry had to say:

“I watched, transfixed, as she took the 3 a.m. call…and I was afraid…very afraid. Suddenly, I realized the last thing this country needs is that woman anywhere near a phone. I don’t care if it’s 3 a.m. or 10 p.m. or any other time. I don’t want her talking to Putin, I don’t want her talking to Kim Jong Il, I don’t want her talking to my nephew. She needs a long rest. She needs to put on a sarong and some sun block and get away from things for a while, a nice beach somewhere — somewhere far away, where there are…no phones”.

HIGH COMEDY

After being investigated by animal services, Paris Hilton has given away some of her dogs.
The hoe-tel heiress who was visited by officials of the L.A. Department of Animal Services after recently admitting she had 17 dogs (Los Angeles law prohibits non-breeders to have more than three dogs per address) has cut her canine companions down to 10. She said “I only have 10 dogs now. Some of my dogs had puppies, so I gave some of them away to people I really know and trust. I gave some to my stylist and to a few of my best friends…..” (yeah now you’re only breaking the law a little bit) Paris also said she owned so many dogs because they kept getting pregnant and she thought it was cruel to give the puppies away. Get a grip Paris…it’s called spay and neuter..what a Nincompoop!

They have a production company, a clothing line, a makeup line, dolls, movies, and even shampoo. But, what they don’t have is a book! Well ha, poo on you, now they do! Mary Kate and Ashley are coming out with their own coffee table book titled ‘Influence’. The book will consist of people who have inspired them, as well as some of their favorite people, like shoe designer Christian Louboutin, and actress Lauren Hutton. That’s all well and good, but I don’t think I will bother to read it, unless they have a lip pursing chapter. Forget who influenced them, I need to know how the hell they make those perfect fish faces for pictures. That is truly an art I need to master.