Jasmine Guy has filed for divorce from her husband (Terrence Duckett) of 10 years, citing irreconcilable differences. Not only is Jasmine leaving her Guy, but she wants everything but the kitchen sink. First of all Guy is requesting that the court deny any spousal support to Duckett, but is asking it from him. In her detailed divorce papers she asks that the court award her numerous items as separate property, including her wedding ring, a Rolex watch, her leased 2006 Lexus GX470, two Mac computers, and then Jazzy gets downright petty asking for her blackberry, utensils, pots and pans, four DVD players, three televisions, a baby Grand piano, numerous items of furniture, three Persian rugs, a toaster, a juicer, two microwaves five plastic storage drawers ….Damn Whitley don’t forget the toilet seat, dish detergent, and the baking soda out the fridge …… I guess it’s worth mentioning she wants the 9 year old daughter Imani as well.

Seriously though, with the exception of Imani and a few other things, you can get half the stuff she’s asking for from Target ….so I’m guessing this is a “hell hath no fury ” type of divorce. When you start politely taking and asking for random shit like “Ahem… gimme’ my door knobs please”…”I’ll take that plunger, thank you”…”Oh the sugar and soy sauce packets in the junk drawer….(pattin’ her chest) mine muthaf*cker!” ….”Everything you own is in the ziploc bag to the left, hurry up and empty it cause, Im’a need my baggie back Beoytch!” you know he effed up, she’s hurt and wants everything her A Different World money paid for! Humph.. I say snatch those laces out his shoes and go find your true love Whitley…Dwayne Wayne’s free and waiting for you boo!

source: people.com

After 3 years of playing her gay husband in real life the National Enquirer is reporting that Star Jones has cancelled her best girlfriend forever Al Reynolds’ contract. The Enquirer reports,

“They hadn’t been seeing eye to eye for months and had already spent a great deal of time apart” a source revealed to the tabloid “I think Star felt Al had spent their marriage riding her success while she did all the heavy lifting. She resented it. Deep down, Star is a very old-fashioned woman who believes a man should support her emotionally, physically and financially. She now believes Al failed her.” I’m thinking no one failed Star, but Star. I mean really I know she didn’t think Fancy Pants was gonna be the heavy lifter. Anyway Star’s goodbye letter probably went a little something like this:

My Dearest Al,

The time has come for us to say our goodbyes, I realized while you were out getting your bikini wax, that I shouldn’t have hired married you in the first place. Humph…. I guess the truth is I was 450 lbs and lonely, hell I would’ve married a transsexual snowman at that point in my life . But now that I’ve had gastric, been fired again , carrying 30lbs of excess skin around and miserable, I realized I can do bad by my damn self……Why now you ask? It’s simple although I treated you like my Queen you stop treating my like your Star. Things changed when I went back to work we stopped partying, shopping and getting Mani and Pedis together. I would often go out to work and instead of you missing me, I’d return to find you and your “boys” parading around the house in my Payless shoes and making male lingerie out of my fat clothes. Because of you I can’t keep a job and now all my shoes have big bunion prints in them. As far as I’m concerned the only thing left to say is “Get your shit…Get your shit….and Get Out!!!

All my money,

Star

After 2 years of marriage and months of speculation Pink and Carey are splitting up. A

spokesperson for the two told People magazine: “Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been stronger.”

Well nothing breaks up a marriage like a strong friendship. Something tells me that Pink came to some realizations which led to their decision to split. I wonder how the conversation began, perhaps like this. PINK: It’s not you, it’s me, or It’s not you it’s your gender. I’m just speculating here.