Dare I put Jennifer Lopez and Mariah “I’d rather do a duet with a pig” Carey in the same post? Why not?…besides MiMi said she never said that (it was probably more like “Miss. Piggy gagging sounds better than that #$&*!”)…Ennywho..

new parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were out and about last night at the “Shine A Light” Premiere in New York. Jenny looks great post babies, Emme and Max’s daddy on the other hand looks like he’s suffering from postpartum or he’s changed so many diapers (Jen doesn’t seem like she’d be bothered with such a thing) his face just froze into a permanent “I smell bebe’ shit” expression.

The premiere took a strange turn when Vanessa Carlton’s body showed up in a apparent hostage situation (If you look closely you will see, Vanessa’s shoulders have been tied down by a bondage dress, otherwise I’m positive she’d be flailing her arms asking for help ….her chest and lower half were also being suffocated by random pieces spandex. The only thing missing from this ensemble is a 2′2 piece of duck tape for her mouth.

Meanwhile on the other side of the world….Mariah Carey promoted her album “Touch My Body” in Paris this weekend.

Now I’m not really sure which body she wants touched (the 15 year old one she thinks she has or the 36 year old body she’s actually got) either way the bubble gum gear and Jr. high poses are just sickening.

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JLo and Marc Anthony are the proud parents of a healthy girl, and boy. JLo gave birth to her baby girl at 12:12 a.m. this morning; she weighed in at 5 lbs. 7oz. Her baby boy followed shortly at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs. No word on the names of her babies, but we will keep you posted. Congrats to the couple who is reportedly “over the moon”.

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Jennifer Lopez whose pregnant with twins is not down with the term “barefoot and pregnant”. She told reporters at the Marchesa show at Fashion Week that she’s “feeling good” during her pregnancy and refuses to wear sweats at home. She said “people make fun of me because when I do have them over to my house I do have a dress on…I don’t like the way the sweats look with the extra weight. I like to feel good about myself even at home.”

Puta please! Jenny needs to stop acting like pregnancy is some tea party she’s hosting. I can fully understand wanting to look good while rolling around like a shopping cart carrying two extra human beings, but are sweats any worse than exposing water retentive knees in a satin blue tater sack? I just hope those stilletos she’s rocking can handle what she’s working with.

Source: Socialitelife.com

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