Jasmine Guy has filed for divorce from her husband (Terrence Duckett) of 10 years, citing irreconcilable differences. Not only is Jasmine leaving her Guy, but she wants everything but the kitchen sink. First of all Guy is requesting that the court deny any spousal support to Duckett, but is asking it from him. In her detailed divorce papers she asks that the court award her numerous items as separate property, including her wedding ring, a Rolex watch, her leased 2006 Lexus GX470, two Mac computers, and then Jazzy gets downright petty asking for her blackberry, utensils, pots and pans, four DVD players, three televisions, a baby Grand piano, numerous items of furniture, three Persian rugs, a toaster, a juicer, two microwaves five plastic storage drawers ….Damn Whitley don’t forget the toilet seat, dish detergent, and the baking soda out the fridge …… I guess it’s worth mentioning she wants the 9 year old daughter Imani as well.

Seriously though, with the exception of Imani and a few other things, you can get half the stuff she’s asking for from Target ….so I’m guessing this is a “hell hath no fury ” type of divorce. When you start politely taking and asking for random shit like “Ahem… gimme’ my door knobs please”…”I’ll take that plunger, thank you”…”Oh the sugar and soy sauce packets in the junk drawer….(pattin’ her chest) mine muthaf*cker!” ….”Everything you own is in the ziploc bag to the left, hurry up and empty it cause, Im’a need my baggie back Beoytch!” you know he effed up, she’s hurt and wants everything her A Different World money paid for! Humph.. I say snatch those laces out his shoes and go find your true love Whitley…Dwayne Wayne’s free and waiting for you boo!

source: people.com