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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are Married!

May 2nd, 2008 by Karis Michelle | No Comments | Filed in Celebrity Gossip

E Online has confirmed that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey are indeed married. Family member Linda Cannon confirmed the nuptials stating:
“Yes, we know, He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him.”
What in the Pam Anderson hell is going on here? They have only been fake dating for like a week. Is this gonna be like the Eddie Murphy, Tracey Edmonds wedding? Are they going to come out next week saying- oh, we decided we are better off as acquaintances. I’m counting down the days until the irreconcilable differences paperwork is filed.

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She just can’t leave home without it

April 4th, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Celebrity Gossip

Mariah Carey is back on top of the world, she just reached her 18th number 1 single with her hit Touch My Body, surpassing Elvis Presley who previously had the most number one singles in the U.S. And that is absolutely fantastic, but what I want to talk about is how Ms. Thang refuses to wear anything other than this Gucci jacket. I’ve seen her with it on, in about 3 different colors, about 4 times in the past two weeks. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m wearing my favorite jacket now for the second time this week, and I don’t have 3 of them, but I’m not rich… And I have not had my picture taken in it 5 thousand times in the last two weeks.

Here she is with it on again in Paris, and again at The Hills premiere.
Maybe she wants it to be the Touch my Body jacket. Remember how Mac-Donna wore the Gucci jacket everytime she performed “Hung up”, and it worked for her.
(My goodness her thighs are like steel pipes.) Oops… I got off topic, but gee-wiz how many squats do you have to do to get those bad boys? Anyway back to Mariah, because I do have much love for her, I actually have Vision of Love on my ipod. I just question her choices sometimes.

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Premieres and Promoting: Jennifer Lopez and Mariah Carey

March 31st, 2008 by Betty Scoop | No Comments | Filed in Celebrity Gossip

Dare I put Jennifer Lopez and Mariah “I’d rather do a duet with a pig” Carey in the same post? Why not?…besides MiMi said she never said that (it was probably more like “Miss. Piggy gagging sounds better than that #$&*!”)…Ennywho..

new parents Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were out and about last night at the “Shine A Light” Premiere in New York. Jenny looks great post babies, Emme and Max’s daddy on the other hand looks like he’s suffering from postpartum or he’s changed so many diapers (Jen doesn’t seem like she’d be bothered with such a thing) his face just froze into a permanent “I smell bebe’ shit” expression.
The premiere took a strange turn when Vanessa Carlton’s body showed up in a apparent hostage situation (If you look closely you will see, Vanessa’s shoulders have been tied down by a bondage dress, otherwise I’m positive she’d be flailing her arms asking for help ….her chest and lower half were also being suffocated by random pieces spandex. The only thing missing from this ensemble is a 2′2 piece of duck tape for her mouth.
Meanwhile on the other side of the world….Mariah Carey promoted her album “Touch My Body” in Paris this weekend.

Now I’m not really sure which body she wants touched (the 15 year old one she thinks she has or the 36 year old body she’s actually got) either way the bubble gum gear and Jr. high poses are just sickening.

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